Hello from Old San Juan, Puerto Rico! I
am writing this slightly hungover. I can now say I've had rum in the
world's rum capitol, and I never have to do it again. Drink rum, that
is. I had one rum. Oh, head.
When Seth and I left Vieques (the tiny
island off the cost, check out the post on that), we took the ferry
back to Fajardo, the harbor town and portal to Vieques. When we got
off the boat, we decided not to take a cab – we were done with cabs
– and follow Google maps' directions on how to get to Enterprise
Rent-A-Car. Imagine our surprise when, after 35 minutes of walking
confidently with a 35lb. suitcase under the Caribbean sun, answering
concerned-looking passersby who asked, “Are you lost?” with “No!
We're great! We're following Google Maps!” several times, we found
ourselves in the middle of nowhere on a hill. I'm thinking Google
maps took us to the P.O. Box, or something. A mailman and a dude with
an SUV simultaneously tried to save us, causing greater confusion (Puerto Ricans are so
friendly!). The man in the SUV, with some
room in the back seat, drove us to a hotel called “El
Conquistador.” Dropping us off at the guard house, he assured us
that Enterprise would be there. While he was correct, it was the
wrong Enterprise and after about 45 minutes of further confusion
spent with a rather peeved security guard, we eventually were picked
up by Enterprise and driven to the top of a golf course. El
Conquistador turned out to be an all-inclusive resort on top of a
mountain complete with about 14 pools and cable cars that take you
down to the beach. For those interested in traveling to Puerto Rico
but NOT interested in the way Seth and I travel, here's a picture.
El Conquistador Resort and Spa! #notinourpricerange |
Anywho, by 3PM we had our car and
hopped on the road to look for the Cuban restaurant I had found on
Google Maps (because I have no memory). It turned out to be nicer
than we were dressed for, but we gladly went in and ate whatever we
could get our hands on. Seth accidentally ordered 24 ribs (and ate
every single one), and I got something called “mofongo,” which is
a Puerto Rican and not Cuban specialty of mashed plantains in a pile. Mine came
with mariscos (seafood), which included octopus, shrimp, scallops and
possibly fish. As with most things in Puerto Rico, it was more
expensive than we had hoped. But delicious. This is definitely the
Caribbean – you get Caribbean culture, sun, beaches, food AND
mosquitos, but unfortunately, at American prices. After touring around Southeast Asia and eating $5 lobster on the beach cooked right in front of me, I have to say I'm a little spoiled.
We arrived in San Juan to our first Air
BnB, which was a little studio apartment in a neighborhood called
Ocean Park. The beach at Ocean Park is directly across the street from an active soccer field surrounded by a track. I'd like to take a brief pause to mention that even though it's hot and humid, Puerto Ricans seem to be all about some outdoors. We haven't seen a park or a playground that didn't have a healthy sprinkling of families and friends enjoying their time together. I love seeing that -- it gives me hope for humanity! Anyway, the beach is more popular with locals but there were a few tourists there, too, spottable by their white bodies and loud American accents. We had direct access to the beach via a 30 second walk, which was just as gorgeous as the other beaches we'd seen up to that point. We spent the afternoon enjoying the beach and subsequently rubbing aloe all over Seth's back. In the evening we went to a bar called "Mango's," with live music and good sangria.
The next day, awoken by direct sunlight to my face at 6AM, I thought, Puerto Rico should really be on another time zone. Then I dragged Seth out of bed to beat the traffic and drive us to El Yunque National Park at 7:30 (he really does love me). We picked up some Cliff bars and drove up the windy rainforest roads to the middle of the park, which turned out to be awesome because we were hiking to the summit and basically were almost there when we arrived at Palo Calorado Information Center by 8:45, 15 minutes before it opened. That turned out to be a good move, because we pattered around and walked the wrong way and back until 9 when the man working there, surprised to see us, explained the map he handed us and sent us on our way in the right direction. The hike took about 3.5 hours, with lots of lizards and amazing views at the top. Once we got out of the clouds, that is.
In the evening we had a SIRLOIN STEAK SANDWICH for dinner at a place called Piola Pizzeria Artesanal & Rum Bar. There was egg on it. We were so distracted by the egg on a sandwich with garlic sauce and olive oil that we forgot to try the rum (like I said, that didn't happen till last night).
The next day we wanted to go see the La Cueva Ventana, a.k.a. the Window Cave! Again I dragged Seth out of bed early, but when we got in the car, Google Maps informed us that it would be closed upon our arrival because it didn't open until 10. So we thought we'd check out the Arecibo Lighthouse and historical park, about 20 minutes away from the Window Cave. When we got there, we realized: it was a children's park! Complete with fake pirates, a tiny aquarium, a REALLY sad little zoo, and water park to cover all their bases. I guess that's why we paid $12 per adult and $5 for parking, but the main attraction we were there to see, the lighthouse, was not accessible to the public so as to preserve the archaeological significance of it. Yeah, don't go to Arecibo lighthouse. Stop anywhere along the coast for free and get a nice view, sparing yourself of the depressed donkey in his pen. However, we DID learn about the Taínos, the indigenous people of Cuba and Puerto Rico that the Spaniards wiped out with smallpox within a century or two. There are no full-blooded Taínos left. Colonization!
Seth on a 1/3 scale model of "La Niña" (not pictured: La Pinta and La Santa María). To the left of the golf cart is a model of a Taíno village. |
the forbidden, 100-year-old "historical" lighthouse |
After an hour of mixed emotions, it was time for the Cueva Ventana to open (at 10) so we drove over. There, we took a guided tour with a group of about 30 people. The guide was very knowledgeable about the flora and fauna of Puerto Rico, and told us about the coquí, the local frog. We heard it the whole 3 hours we had spent the previous day in El Yunque, thinking it was a bird the entire time. Seth kept whistling back, and I even commented, "that's a very social bird." Here's a video of what it sounds like, so you don't think I'm insane:
Inside the window cave we saw bats. Our kind, soft-spoken guide explained about 5 times not to shine our flashlights at the ceiling, since it could give the bats a heart attack and they could fall and die. Our group was full of dumbs who couldn't follow directions, but luckily no bats were harmed (as far as we know). Finally, we got to the main attraction. The view from the window cave explains its name.
Beautiful. |
On the way back to San Juan we were hangry and stopped by a place called Costa Azul in BFE Puerto Rico (a little town called Tierras Nuevas Poniente) that we found on Google Maps. We had a typical Puerto Rican dish called "asopao," mine with shrimp and Seth's with chicken. It. Was. Magical. We had amarillos on the side, or fried sweet plantains, along with a couple beers. And Seth forgave me for starving him again, dragging him to the ends of the earth for things we found on Google. With full bellies, we made our way to one of the prettiest beaches I've ever seen.
We made our way back to Ocean Park for our last easy night in the barrio before we headed to the historical part of the city. More to come on that in a few days!
Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure I already have Zika. The mosquitos here are all about some Patrice.
Oh yeah, and I'm pretty sure I already have Zika. The mosquitos here are all about some Patrice.